In honor of the redesign of the site I thought it was time to add a little something new.
I'm sat here trying to think of something I hate, something that really pisses me off.
CHRISTMAS!! I've fucking got it!

Christmas is all a FARCE, the entire point of it is for companies to rake in some cash for the end of year figures.
People in this country and the U.S are broke as fuck at the moment because of the shit Bush has apparently got us into... Bush is a fucktard I agree, but its you fags, the Christmas and other holiday lovers who are to blame for the state of the economy. Yes you reader of this page... you have 3 cars, 8 t.v sets in your house and a wife with fake tits - all put on credit.
My manager at work actually paid for his new 32 thousand pound car using 3 credit cards! THREE fucking cards. Debt to some people is like a badge of honor. Plenty of cunts I hear bragging about oweing 25 grand and upwards on their credit cards like its a good fucking thing.
Its like boasting about fucking children - yeah its fun whilst it lasts but its not going to last, you will get caught out and it will all come crashing down you like a ton of shit landing on your face.
What I'm saying is people in debt are equal to child fuckers.
Back to Christmas though... its tacky childish bullshit.
Which house looks better? :
A) Basic every day house.

B) Lit up like a fucking emo and a can of petrol.
C) Family home.

I personaly would go for C, A looks like a good choice but look carefully, yes its in America. I think I would rather take my chances in house C.
When people waste money on fucking lights, waste energy which apparently we so badly need to cut down on, on lighting our houses up because of a date on the calender.
It looks shit, we should all get together and petrol bomb every house in town that has cheap nasty LED lights all over it.

As for the entire "its the thought that counts" thing people say when you have spent a fuckload of cash on them and you have recived a fucking pair of socks or some other cheap pointless shit...
here's a fucking thought for you cunt, look in your present yeah its a knife, I'm going to slit your throat and then fuck the gaping wound in your neck you cheap bastard.
Happy fucking Christmas!
I'll be in your nearest santas grotto waiting for your kids to sit on my lap and feel my erection.. |