All this talk about terrorists over the last few years has been causing me some frustration.
The dictionary describes a terrorist as 'someone who uses violent action, or threats of violent action, for political purposes'.
This is false, the real definition should be as follows... '

The recent goings on with the British sailors captured in Iranian waters is a good example of why we cannot trust what America tells us is going on with Iran.
Did anyone not find it a little strange how it was played down on the news? The government didn't seem at all worried... Is this perhaps because they know that Iran is not really a threat to us, nor in fact the 'bad guys'?

I think the real terrorists are countries such as America and the festering ball of shit I call home. Are there foreign troops in our home towns at the moment? No.
Last time I looked the only people indulging in child killings, mass robbery, torture and brutal raping and killing of innocents are all born and bred in this country. There's a war going on over here, a fucking civil war.

Obama is not, I repeat NOT, the great fucking saviour of the world... this cunt is just a token black guy, his here to distract us from that fact that absolutely fuck all has, is going to, or will ever change.
It's fairly obvious what's been going on the last decade... The federal bank needs a bit more money, so what they done was get in a retard. That's what they done man, get a fucking idiot to be the face of power and blame all the shit on him...

'So what should we do SkipRat?' I hear you ask... Well the solution is much like the rest of my fool proof ideas. Kill each other, it's the only way we are going to save our souls.
Killing each other is a 100 percent guaranteed way to make these government cocksuckers to take some fucking notice of us.

I have noticed that I have suggested killing quite a few times, so this time I am willing to give instructions for the less imaginative of you. These instructions should be followed in the exact order I specify.

1. Strip naked, come on don't be a fucking pussy, where you're going it doesn't matter anyway.

3. Go outside and start the killing! If you have an Apple store nearby, enter the building and dispatch of the mac loving fucktards first. Proceed into banks and council offices if there is no Apple store to destroy.

This my friends, concludes todays lesson, and hopefully your life. Please listen to me, kill yourself and each other today.