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Unless you have been walking around with your eyes glued shut or perhaps you have lost your vision in an unfortunate accident involving a drill and a accident prone friend, you may of noticed that EVERY cunt seems to be out in public using a Mac of some kind. Just walk past (don't ever, ever, ever enter the building) a Starbucks and you will instantly spot at least 5 MacFags sitting there sipping on their bitter, overpriced cup of shit, with the huge glowing apple glaring away advertising the fact that it's owner has more money than sense.  As you can tell from the picture I made above, MacFags are all into dead baby porn and shitty coffee. I fucking hate Macs, I've always hated Macs and I always will hate macs. I even hate people who don't own a Mac but look at them in Apple shops, standing around the lovingly placed Macs on the tables with MacFags surrounding them like some kind of skinny, trendy vultures. Mac's are like some kind of glorified Fisher Price activity centre for 'adults', dumb downed versions of computers for MacFags too scared to learn how a real computer works. Most MacFag's when away from their natural habitat of Starbucks and other trendy cafe's resort to madness, stuck indoors with no one to see their Apple logo in all its faggy glory they decend into madness.  Here we see a MacFag sadly removed from Starbucks resorting to jerking off whilst eating his own shit. As for the iPhone...? Fuck that shit too.  Remove these trendy fucking cunts from the planet. |
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